>>7327
Yeah, you're probably right.

Speaking of kids casually dying made me remember one more idea that is kinda similar.
I've written this down earlier, so will just copy it here with minimal editing (so some parts might contradict/correct the previous parts).

Reibies (guro version)

(Evangelion, Ayanami Rei's many children, deatn, accidental/casual)

So I happend to stumble upon this thing:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8969970/1/Reibies

It's quite trashy, but a bunch of children running around dying in hillarious ways, and Shinji and Rei as their parents taking it quite casually (and also the very fact that Shinji and Rei still being 14 have kids also treated casually), and Rei calmly noting in the end that it was quite a fun day hits all the right spots with me.
Too bad it's so short though, so now I can't help but think on expanding the idea, give it some more details and realism (though the total hillariousness was part of why I liked it, it's also too cartoonish to my taste [say like when a child is sent to fly by a baseball bat, or the whole Rei-gun thing]). The start as I imagine would be something like tike this: Shinji and Rei have sex, the next day he comes to school and sees Rei heavily pregnant. She properly explains how it works, with it being: Rei herself was created as a clone of Yui, but since she was created after Yui's death and had to be 14 by the war with Angels, they used some fast growth technology that made her age 1 year per 1 day of real time till she reaches age of 7 after a week, then she grows as normal. And apparently that fast growth is inherited by her children. Also all that genetic engeneering stuff somehow makes it that all of the babies are total copies of Rei (optional: they're also all only girls). And that they are pften born in large quantities like 3 to 5 at a time. The pregnancy is fastened too, so Rei gives birth the same day, stil at school. Everyone treats is casually, Shinji is happy to be a father. After two babies are born Shinji says he had always wanted to have twins. Then it appears it's still not all as the thrird baby is born. And then Rei just takes it and kills it casually, since Shinji said he wanted twins but not triplets. Shinji says he didn't mean it like that and they all just laugh over the misunderstaning.
I haven't yet thought out in details what happens next, but here are some points:
- Children keep dying in more or less hillarious ways, but Rei says they can just make as much more as they like, and everyone else is also taking it quite casually, including the children themselves.
- Seeing Shinji liking the children Rei wants to make more, but she doesn't really require Shinji to make children, she might as well fuck random men and then bring the childred to Shinji to play with. Shinji's of course totally casual about it. Shinji and Rei might have to marry though as an excuse for all of Rei's children to be treated as hers and Shinji's and real fathers not having any claim on them.
- Since the children are growing so fast, they'll run around in the nude, cause there's no sense in buying clothes that they'll outgrow in a day or less (though now that I think of that, they might pass the clothes from older children to younger, but probably they'll consider it to by just too bothersome and see no reason why the children can't just run around in the nude), at least until they're 7 "years" / days old, though with their death rates a few would actually reach that age (and even when they do it doesn't mean they are now safe and won't find another hillarious way to die after another day or two).
- I imagine there should be a scene, where Rei solves a problem at the blackboard while babies pop out from under her skirt (she forethoughtfully doesn't wear panties) and hang between her legs on the umbilical cords as she pays it no attention and casually keeps solving the problem. There might also be more situations with casual birth like that, say they go to the lake and while Rei is swimming (in the nude) babies would pop out from her and drown in the lake with no concern given about it.

- A balance between emotionality and casualness seems to be a hard one, so I'll just have to sacrifice one for the sake of the other. But to add at least some more connection to the children than in the Reibies story, I'm thinking of actually giving every child a name. Thinking of an actual name for each of so many children would be a pain in the ass though, and naming them with numbers would be too far from proper names, so what I thought of instead is naming them with Greek letters: Alpha, Beta, etc, and once the alphabet is over, they'll retroactively name the surving children Alpha-Alpha, Alpha-Beta, etc, and the new ones will be Beta-Alpha, Beta-Beta, etc. That sounds more like names then just plain numbers, and it also sounds like a naming system Rei is actually capable of coming up with. With 24 letters there'll be 576 two-letter combinations, which should be more than enough.
- I'm also thinking that maybe I shouldn't limit them to only girls. I used to be only into girls, but now I find that with stories of little children when they don't discriminate between boys and girls that adds to the whole casualness idea.
- They'll probably still all look alike, so I figured Shinji and Rei will have to have a way to tell them apart. At first they can write each child's name with a marker pen on their forehead, but that erases quickly, so they'll look for a more permanent solution. And that would be branding. They'll use an electric branding iron with interchangable stamping parts (whatever they are called), 1 for each letter of the Greek alphabet would make 24 stamps. First they'll try it on the forehead again, but that kills a child, so they'll switch to asscheeks. And for two-letter names, first can be branded on the left assckeek and second - on the right, very handy.
- I imagine there should be a scene with Shinji on the street under Rei's window and she's throwing kids at him so that he takes them for a walk. Some he manages to catch, some he doesn't, but as usual it's not a big deal.
- IIRC in the Reibies story a dog made away with two children who were playing in a sandbox. I'm thinking of a similar scene, only set up like this: two children play in the sandbox, a dog runs by and starts to eat one of the children. The other is "Oh, a doggie! Can I play with a doggie?" and everyone's like yeah, sure, why not, and the child innocently pats the dog while it's eating the other child, and probably even survives without beaing eaten too.
- Also not all children would die in whatever accidents happen to them, some would get injured, but it'll also be treated with no concern. Say, the children are playin on a playround, as Shinji and Rei sit at the bench watching them. One child falls from a height and breaks their both legs, the child would just keep crawling around and have fun and Shinji and Rei will see to reason to pay special attention to that accident. Then as it's time to go home someone of them would carry that child in their arms, but stil not treating it like it's something out of the ordinary.
- With how fast the children grow, they have to have a lot of nutrition to not break the energy conservation law. So, in the series we can see a lot of medical stuff in Rei's appartment, I think some pills were among them somewhere... the obvious version is they're painkillers as she often gets injured, but I've seen interpretation before that they're her nutrition and she isn't usually seen eating any food because she doesn't need any, she gets it all witht the pills. So yeah, let's say it's truth in this story, then they'll feed the children with those pills too. Though a child or two might suffocate with the pills before they figure out some liquid form might work better, but as always it's no big deal.
- Speaking of food, on one occasion Shinji opens a microwave going to warm up some food, but discovers a roast baby inside. How the hell did the baby get there? Oh well, whatever, we can just eat it instead.

- Children playing holdng their breath underwater, the instinct making them come out of whater for breath seems to them like its interfering with the game, so they figure out one of them would hold the other under water all the way.
- Accidentally (or not) injuring and killing each other while playfully wrestling
- One kid would slip in the bath and break their skull, the others would see blood in the water as fun to play, so next time one of the children might purposefully cut their wrist in the bath to have funny pink water to play with.
- They come to an entertainment park and some ride has a height limitation to enter, so one of the children who doesn't pass would cut their feet off to pass.
- One of the children tried to get another's attention, but they're too focused on something else. The first child, being behind the second, would then turn the second child's head 180 to make them look at them.
- Finding a hammer and nails they would nail some in their various bodies, finding it a nice decoration.
- Children using the guts of one of them as a jumping rope
- A child falling from a tree and being impaled on a branch (maybe keeping playing with their insides till they die)
- Children learn to cook and don't care if they cut some of their own fingers along with the food (or get those fingers in a meat grinder)
- Children making a Jack-o'-lantern out of a head of one of them for Halloween. Also maybe injuring themselves (from amputating limbs to having guts hanging out) for Halloween costmes.
- A child takes a nap inside a dumpster, or crawling inside a garbage truck out of curiosity and being pressed
- Children finding a pistol (maybe Misato is careless enough to leave hers within reach of children) and play Russian roulette before being taught that it requires a revolver, not a semi-automatic pistol like Misato's.
- A child gets into a fridge to hide from hot weather and freezes to death
- First child to survive for a week will enroll to a school only to accidentally strangle themselves with a neckerchief that is part of a uniform
- Since Shinji and Rei have a lot of children now, they can't keep living in the small appartment Rei has, much less at Misato's, so they start building their own house to live there as a family. During construction a lot of related deaths and injures occur
- While the foundation for the house is not yet petrified, children will play with it like in an unusual (and so all the more interesting) sandbox, some will end up petrifying into the foundation, some will end up all covered with concrete and get out just to end up petrified around the house, becoming nice decorative statues.
- I guess the angelic part of Rei's origin might be used to explain the children learning basic skills like walking and speaking mostly by themselves, but I wonder how plausible it would be to also include reading/writing?..

> I think reading and writing may be a stretch for Rei's kids
Guess they'll have to catch up when they go to school then, but I guess it would still be plausible to have them learn quite fast once they actually start to learn.

> drawing or other forms of art could work, and would lead to more deaths.
Good idea! I can already imagine one of the kids trying to paint on their own eyes to see if it will work as an overlay for their vision, and ending up gouging out an eye (and/or the paint ruins its ability to see if paint can do that... luckily that idea never came to my mind when I was a kid, so I wouldn't know).