- Tweedledee and Tweedledum -

Slimy smiles spread across the twins' fat faces. "Ohh, she's curious..." Tweedledee clicked his tongue. "The oysters were curious too, weren't they?" "Aye," Tweedledum answered. "And you remember what happened to them."

"What? What happened?" Alice walked back over. The twins grinned again, advancing on Alice in perfect sync. Before she could step back, they pounced. Their teeth shredded her flesh from bone, blood spurting from her wounds and into their ravenous mouths. In no time, they reduced Alice to a mound of bone and gristle.

"That was a very sad story..." Tweedledum licked his fingers. "Yes, and there's a moral to it." Tweedledee belched. "And it's a very good moral," Tweedledum chuckled, "if you happen to be an oyster."