"Hey guuuuys! Today I'm going to show you a look I like to call 'Seeing the Ex.'"

"Start with a flawless base. Here, I'm using skin grafts from the man-stealing whore he cheated on me with."

"Next, the eyes. Don't boys always have the nicest lashes? So unfair. That's why I've ripped his out and made my very own falsies!"

"Nothing says sassy like a red lip. Use a mix of his and her blood to create your own custom shade!"

"I hope you guys love this look! Like, comment, subscribe, and stay tuned for my next tutorial, 'Meeting His Parents!'"