Guess I'll talk about future projects now! I have lots of little ideas for short stories but nothing long term-I think I need a break from "big" stories for a little while. Here's some quick ideas, briefly sketched:

-Potion Making at Hogwarts. As seen in the 100 word story thread. Witches at Hogwarts discover secret potion recipes that require them to sacrifice body parts-no take backs. Leading to Hermione to show up to Transfiguration the next day with no legs. Or Ginny to get a size-zero waistline, or Luna to become a proper airhead...

-Mannequin Challenge. Girl attempts the hottest new fad, but with a twist-can she maintain her composure while her friend slices her up on camera?

-All Fun and Games. Four hot best friends alone together in a house for a birthday part? Awesome! Accidentally unleashing a malevolent, all-powerful genie because you used an old magic lamp to play Spin the Bottle? Not awesome. Especially when said genie learns its a birthday party, and insists on playing a few great party games like spin the bottle, twister, Strip Poker, Pin the Tail, limbo...

The Truth: Similar to Bertys Watch, perhaps even in the same universe? Certainly a spiritual sequel because I love these kinds of stories. Lead Character (maybe a woman this time for varierty's sake) earns the power to make whatever she says an objective, indisputable truth, and duly uses this power to be a big perv.

The Tooth Fairy: Woman needs money, finds out that the tooth fairy is real. Quickly runs out of teeth, so decides to gradually remove as many bones as she can while still being able to function, replacing them with whatever solids she can find, hoping that nobody notices that she no longer has any bones in her limbs, or her head.

Just a sample. Ideas come and go. Open to suggestions as always.