We should write these ultra short stories in German.

It would be really easy to stay under 100 words, if you have words such as
"das Teenagesupermodelfreiwilligenschlachtungssexualmordkannibaldelikt"
at your disposal.

this roughly translates to "the teenage super model voluntary butcher sex killing cannibal crime" , definitely state attorney's favorite!

9 for the price of 1