“Hello, is this police? I was working in my office when all of a sudden the alarm system says there’s a bomb in the building that’s going to blow up in 15 minutes… which would be 10 minutes by now. I tried escaping, but it has also locked all the exits.”
“Can I have your name, please?”
“It’s Satya Nadella from Microsoft”.
“Okay, let me check the records… here, it says you don’t own the office, you’re renting it. The contract leaves the owner the right to blow it up, so there’s nothing to worry about, it’s all perfectly legal.”