>>8320

Pooping is a big no-no for me too, so that's fine by me!

Here's my OC if you are interested. tl;dr: Russian journalist intern, always running into weird things, never survives the encounter.

Impalement sounds fine, I'm a big sucker for something that's slow and painful~ I would love to do a writing exchange with you if you are interested!

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Mila is a star in her own way. Her straight, thick, long brunette hair falls down her back. The light makeup she wears brings out her high cheek bones and draws attention to her chestnut brown eyes, which light up whenever she smiles.

She's always in a pristine form fitting white blouse that highlights her well-endowed figure and shapely waist, and a pair of skinny jeans that brings out her long slender legs. Needless to say, she's a real head turner at her male dominated workplace - a small town newspaper outlet situated in the heart of Siberia.

As we all know, strange things tend to only happen in small towns in the United States, little isolated community likes Maysville, Roswell... you get the idea, and Russia is no different.

As a journalist it is her job to record them and keep the public informed. Although most of the time the story gets told when someone inevitably stumbles upon her lifeless and multilated corpse.