Mary was pissed off as her double D breasts were forced onto the cutting tray.

"Oh stop giving me that look." I said to her as I got the blade ready. "You owe me a lot of money, you're lucky I'm ONLY taking your breasts!"

I cut off one, and she screamed in pain.

"That's one!" *CHOP!* "that's two! Oh come on! You're just spilling blood everywhere on purpose!"