So my brother got turned into a zombie.

It was his wife's fault. He got her to safety, but she ran off before she could turn around to help him. Well, the bitch always has to come first in that marriage.

It took some time, but I managed to hunt her down. My brother is happy to see his wife again. I could tell the way he dove on her, and bit her face first, his hands clawing out her chest as he ate her up.