The latest Tomb Raider game was almost impossible. It was as if Lara was *throwing* herself onto the hazards. The game was spending a lot of time focusing on her death scenes, which seemed almost intentionally created to cater to the player's fetish. She also appeared to be making a lot of eye contact with a camera she shouldn't know was present. The final straw was a scene with her lying against a rock, with a punji stick in each breast, one between them, and three more in her abdomen. Gasping, she looked at the camera with desperate eyes and begged.

"Is this... good? Am I... getting... you off?" She arched her back, making a display of her skewered body's death throes, before finally knowing peace until the next load.