The party is in full swing. I hug Suu from behind, both of us raising a tankard of booze. As we drink, my mind spawns a neat trick idea. I shout, "Hey guys, watch this!"

Placing my hands on her head, I snap her neck and smash my tankard on her exposed throat, shattering both. I pick up a glass piece and cut her neck open, down to the bone. Finally, I give her a bear hug while sucking on the stump. Beer jets into my mouth, which I drank dutifully.

We mop for the rest of the night. Sucks.