Seriously, anyone want a similar story done, leave a link to a pic on motherless or something, and if there's a few girls specify if you want one in particular, and if you want it at that location or just in general. A few rules;
1: nothing directly involving dudes. I don't have an issue with that kind of thing in general, but I personally find it extremely Not Hot, and so wouldn't be able to write anything good
2: no granny's, see above
3: no obvious children. This is rather nebulous I know, but basically don't ask me to write about a toddler or an 8 year old or something