>>10902
Hey Unknown, you asked if anyone wanted the 24 year old man and his 14 year old son? You know, the one who spilled the beans on the secret chemicals you use? Do you think I could have them?

Of course, I have a few questions before anything else. First off, how long are their stumps? They are quadruple amputees, right? All the way to the base? If not then you'll need to fix that for me before sending them in. Also, if you could put some work on the boy's face to make him a bit more feminine and trim his waistline down, that's be great. Maybe have his hair grown out too, to give me something to tug on. As for the father, all I need is for you to take out the voice, I don't want to hear the cries of some gruff man.

I hope it's not too late, please let me know if they're still avaliable!