Well, now I feel like a bit of an ass. I hastily created this thread, but it's possible I won't be able to actually write much for about 2 weeks, as my now girlfriend is staying with me for that period, and while she's kinky, I'm not sure she wants me to spend my spare time with her writing sexualized murder for strangers. I'll keep up with votes and try to write when I can, but I'm afraid it might be difficult.

Currently the votes are 1 for Samus and 1 against. Keep 'em comin' folks, because if it's a tie, I might have to kill both of them!