"Hey, mom..."
"What is it, dear?"
"I was having sex with my sis and she asked me to strangle her".
"Did you do so?"
"Of course. I kept pressing her neck until she became all blue and stopped moving".
"Sounds like you've done everything right. What do you want from me then?"
"Well, she looks so nice in death, I'd like to die too. But I couldn't strangle myself with my own hands, they just relax every time I pass out so I can't really die".
"Oh, I see. Come here, dear, I'll help you".
"Thanks, mom! I love you!"

***

"I like coming here, because this bridge is a popular suicide spot", Flower explained. "Couples jump towards their death hoping to be reborn as twins".
"I wonder if we were one of those couples?" Rin said.
"What I wonder is what lies beyond?" her twin brother Len replied.
"What do you mean?" Rin asked.
"Since we're already twins, what would happen if we kill ourselves again?" Len explained.
"Ah, I see!" Rin understood. "Let's find out!"
Splash! Looking down at the bloody mess that used to be her friends, Flower figured she was going to love coming here even more.

***

"Hey, Rin", Len said to his twin sister, "I'm going to try committing suicide, wanna join?"
"Don't you see I'm reading a book?" Rin replied. "You start first, I'll join when I finish the chapter".
"Sure", Len said, heading to the bedroom.
Only after Rin had put the book aside she wondered why would Len come up with such a sudden idea. But she figured it was too late to ask now, and so just took a kitchen knife and split her throat.
In the meantime Len has just finished the first level of his newly bought "Committing Suicide" videogame.

***

"Hey, bro, do you have a present in mind for mom's upcoming birthday?"
"Why, sis, there can't be a present better then snuff, of course! At fourteen we're now big enough to handle living by ourselves".
"Actually, maybe there can be a better present. Think about it: mom has given us our lives and dedicated all of herself to us, her beloved children. So wouldn't she value our lives much more than her own?"
"Wow, great idea, sis! And if we make our deaths impactful enough she might just die of shock, so then that would be a double win!"