Birthday Best

The party was already in full swing when Nathan and his sister Kim arrived.

“Looks like they already started without us,” she remarked, eyeing the pool party orgy in the background.

Nathan shrugged, cradled the wrapped present under his arm and passed through the fence into the backyard. Anyone who was not already fucking was eating or enjoying the pool. He counted over a hundred guests from a cursory glance alone, most of them female, in varying degrees of half-dress and nudity. There was no such thing as being late to a party of this nature; they went on from sun up to sundown, with more girls coming in to replace the ones that had been snuffed. Whatever hour one arrived, it was sure to be a good time.

He found his friend by the refreshments, gorging himself on mini hot dogs and a mug of fruit punch. A dead girl laid next to him on the table, bent over across the length of it, her ass splattered with cum both fresh and dried. The words “party favor” were markered across her hip in thick black lettering.

“Hey! Daniel!”

His friend turned around, expression lighting up when he saw him. “Bro! You made it!”

Daniel gave him a bearhug and a brotherly clap on his back. They’d been friends since high school, with countless memories between them.

“Happy birthday, man. I couldn’t miss this.” He gestured to his sister. “This is Kim. Finally convinced her to come home for summer vacation.”

Daniel greeted her politely, eyeing her one-piece swimsuit with a subtly lewd gaze. “Glad you two could come. Feel free to mingle. Eat as much as you like. Enjoy the party favors or fuck whoever you want. We’ve got so many kinds of girls here today.”

Nathan nodded and brought up his gift. “Actually, my man, I’ve got a present for you that I think you’ll just love. Go on, open it.”

“A present? Bro, you shouldn’t have.” He ripped open the wrapping paper and gasped when the contents were revealed. “Is this? No way...”

Within a small glass case resided the blonde, blue-eyed head of Nathan’s other sister, Sasha. The case had been designed with an opening that led directly into her mouth.

“Your own portable fucksleeve,” said Nathan. “I know how much you liked Sasha so I figured I’d do something special for your special day.”

Daniel could only stare, wide-eyed with surprise. “This is the greatest present ever, dude. I don’t even know what to say.”

“Happy birthday, man. Nothing else needs to be said.”

“Huh. So that’s what happened to Sasha,” remarked Kim. “I was wondering why she’d stopped texting me.”

Daniel hurried into his house with his present in tow and came back downstairs with a bottle of champagne and three glasses. He popped off the cork and poured their drinks. “A toast. To the greatest best friend ever.”

“To my man, Daniel. Here’s to many more birthdays.”

They clinked glasses and drank.

“But that’s not all,” he said, when Daniel was finished drinking. “I’ve got one more present for you.”

“Bro, are you serious?”

Nathan gestured at him to wait. He snuck up behind Kim, who had wandered off to the pool’s edge and snapped her neck in one smooth motion. By the time he had finished dragging her back to the refreshments table, her bladder stained the crotch of her swimsuit, a thin yellow stream trickling down her thigh. “Nothing better than a little Asian meat for your birthday, wouldn’t you agree?”

Daniel stared, dumbstruck, at the twitching girl in his arms. “Alright, I’m just gonna shut up and get to fucking. Join me?”

Nathan laid his dead sister across the table, next to the discarded party favor, and unzipped his fly.

“With you? Anytime.”