Alice-hello dear viewers, or er readers.

Lauren-*adjusts glasses* uh yes, what my acquaintance said. Today we have something very special to announce, I do hope you like it. I present to you the

Alice-WINNERS ROULETTE!

Lauren-...really Alice

Alice-*laughs maniacally* fuck you

Lauren-*Sighs* moving on, it's a rather simple concept, over the course of Season 1s Waifu Wars, there were 10 winners, but with some of those fights, the voting was rather close

Alice-So all those whose favorite Waifu survived, here's your chance to see them kick the bucket!!!

*ten slits open up on the wall behind them, and 10 square slabs emerge, each having an unconscious naked women chained to them*

Lauren-I present to you the winners of Waifu Wars season 1

Alice- Tohsaka Rin, Rize Kamishiro, Lightning, Aloy, Lucy Heartfilia, Chloe Frazer, Lopunny, Hinata Hyuga, Sonya Blade, and Caulifla!!!

Lauren-Now, you the readers will vote on which of this victors losses everything

Alice-But first, each will get a few words to convince you that you they should live!

*Both women walk over to the first slab, which Tohsaka Rin is chained to. The mage wakes, her blue eyes observing her surroundings*

Rin-W-where am I *groans* And why i’m I naked? *her eyes fixate on Alice and Lauren* Who the hell are you and what do you want with me!

Alice-*twirls and pulls a microphone from her cleavage* Tohsaka Rin, your tonight's unlucky contestant, welcome to DIE OR DON'T DIE!!!

Lauren-Let me fill you in on what's going on *adjusts glasses scientifically* You see your one of 10 women here, one of which will die. Your here to tell the readers why they should let you live

Rin-W-what?!? This is crazy! Of course you should let me live! What kind of sicko would want me dead?

Alice-ohhhh and your time is up, was that enough to save your skin? I don't think calling the people who hold your life in their hands sickos is a good idea, but who am I to judge, my life's not on the line

Lauren-yet

Alice-what?

*the metal slab which Tohsaka is chained to, turns to its side and starts to slide back into the wall.

Rin-Wait! Wait!

Alice-*Walking over to the next contestant* now for everybody's favorite ghoul, Rize!

Lauren-As you can see, the cuffs inject a specific poison designed specifically to weaken ghouls

Rize-*opens her eyes* oh dear, it seems I might have gotten myself into some trouble

Alice-Mrs. Rize, *shoves microphone into her face* why should the readers at home let you live.

Rize- Oh? It seems I've gotten myself onto some kind of twisted game show *giggles as her eyes turn red* Well I'll tell them why , if they try to kill me I'll hunt each and every one of them down after I break out of here and *screams in pain as Alice stabs her in the stomach with a red tipped spear*

Alice-A spear made from a ghouls kagune, *winks* for all your ghoul related problems *pulls spear out* can’t have you threatening our readers now can we, but don't worry that's not a fatal wound

Lauren-Where did you get that?

Rize-*Glares at Alice as her slab slides back into the wall* You bitch, I'll eat you goddamn it!

Alice-Well that was fun

Lauren*walks over to the next slab* Next on our list, Lightning

Lightning-*Opens her eyes and starts pulling on the chain* What is this?

Alice-Well hello there, now why shouldn't we kill you?

Lightning-*goes wide eyed* Kill me? Because I have a job to do, people to protect. Now let me out of here *Starts pulling on the chains again*

Lauren-*Adjusts glasses coldly* I'm afraid you won't be going anywhere anytime soon

*the metal slab starts sliding back into the wall*

Lightning-What? No! Stop this!

Alice-She seemed cheerful. Next up ah Aloy, a fellow red head...There can only be one. *Both walk over to the next slab*

Aloy-*opens eyes* W-where am I?... Aaand i’m naked, just great

Lauren. Hello Mrs. Aloy. Now one of you is going to die, and i’d like to know why it shouldn't be you.

Aloy-what? Die? One of us? *Notices the other women* I-i’m sure you'd much rather kill one of these other girls, my death would be kinda boring *Is obviously lying*

Alice-Finally, an actual argument, I mean not a good one, but it's better than nothing

*The slab starts to slide back into the wall*

Aloy-W-what’s going on

Alice-*Waving at Aloy* Bye Bye now

Lauren-Alrighty then, next up is Lucy *Both walk to the next slab*

Lucy-*opens eyes* W-what? WHAT THE HELL?!? WHY AM I NAKED!?!

Alice-Why hello there! Mrs. Heartfilia one of these women are going to die soon, and we wanna know why it shouldn't be you.

Lucy-What?!? Die! You can't be serious

Lauren-Times running

Lucy-Uhhh I have guild to fight for, and house payments to pay off *looks down* besides, I just realised my feelings for Virgo

Alice-Ohhh will the love be enough to save you? Well I for one am voting for you to live, you molested your victim, and I can respect.

*The slab starts retreating into the wall*

Lucy-Wait! I'm not done yet!

Lauren-Alright 5 done, 5 to go

Alice-*Both Walking to the next slab* next up on our list is Chloe Frazer

Chloe-*Opens eyes* W-where am I *Looks around noticing the other women*

Lauren-Hello Mrs. Frazer, I'll make this quick, someone here's going to die, and this is your chance to convince the readers that it shouldn't be you

Chloe-*looks panicked before calming down* Well it would be a waste to kill me wouldn't it? *movies her body as provocatively as she can while chained*

Alice-Oh the classic seduction method, interesting choice, but it might backfire in this particular scenario

Chloe-*Slab starts to slide back into place* Wait what?!? What are you talking about!?! Bring me back and tell me damn it!

Lauren-Next on the list is a Lopunny

Alice-Oh god no

Lauren-*Both walk over to the next slab* hello there, now we don't have much time so I'm going to make this quick, why shouldn't we kill you?

Lopunny-*opens eyes and looks confused* Punny?

Alice-Oh that's it! *pulls whip out of cleavage and strikes the Pokemon repeatedly* Answer the damn question you fucking furry!

Lopunny-*cries in pain*

Lauren-*Grabs Alice and holds her back* Alice stop, she's a Pokemon, she can't talk. I honestly have no idea why we're giving her the chance to

Alice-oh…*starts trying to break free* FUCKING FURRY DIE!

Lopunny-*slab starts sliding back into place*

Lauren-You have a problem

Alice-Your face is a problem!

Lauren-Uh ok then, next up is Hinata

Alice-*Walking over to the next slab* At least she's not a fucking furry

Hinata-*Opens eyes milky* W-where I'm I

Lauren-Hello Mrs. Hyuga, I'd like to know why we shouldn't kill you, you don't have much time so I'd get to the specifics like unfinished business fast

Hinata-*goes wide eyed* Kill me! *Looks down* I still have to avenge my friend

Alice-oh and this where things get interesting, you see the Shinobi who killed Ino works for us now, in fact she's the one whom we had kidnap you, and if you get voted to die we’ll even let her kill you

Hinata-*Slab starts sliding into place* What? No! Let me out of here, I have to kill her!

Lauren-*adjusts glasses educationally* she'll never break free, those cuffs absorb chakra, and Alice you're such a drama queen

Alice-That’s what the readers are here for

Lauren-No, there here to see naked women die

Alice-Well maybe I should strip you down and shove a knife in your throat

Lauren-Now now, save that for later.

Alice-Anyway, where were we? Oh yeah Sonya Blade! *both women walk over to Sonya*

Sonya-*opens eyes and grunts* where the hell am I

Lauren-Hello Mrs. Blade. We might kill you, it's your job to convince us why we shouldn't

Sonya-*scoffs* Kill me? Just try it four eyes

Lauren-*adjusts glasses evilily* I think I'll just kill you either way

Alice-*laughing* ohh you made her mad

Sonya-yeah keep laughing short stuff

Alice-*grins psychotically* YEEEEP WE’RE GOING TO KILL HER!

Sonya-*Slab slides back into the wall* Hey what the hell is this!

Lauren-And finally Caulifla *Both women walk to the final slab*

Caulifla-*opens eyes and scowls* What the hell’s going?

Alice-Mrs. Caulifla this is your one and only chance to convince us not to kill you

Caulifla-What you need a reason? Fine I'll give you one *Starts screaming...nothing happens* Huh?

Lauren-Oh I forget to mention, those chains block Ki, they're made from the same martial we used to catch

Caulifla-*slab starts sliding back in* Wait what the hell!?! Get back here, I'm not done with you!

Alice-Well there you have it dear readers, which of these lovely ladies will meet a tragic fate...please let be the furry

Lauren-You have till May 31 to vote. Good luck, and may the best Waifu die