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Oh, thanks! Here's one more then.



“Will you date me?” Lily asked her classmate Karl.

“Sorry,” Karl answered, “I’m not interested in living girls.”

“Oh, I see,” Lily nodded understandingly, “so you’re a necrophyle then?”

With a bright smile she took a knife out of her purse and without a hint of hesitation slashed her own throat. For a few moments Lily’s blood was gushing all over Karl as the light was fading in her eyes, and then she collapsed to his feet.

“Erm… I actually meant I’m into anime girls,” Karl muttered. “But with such dedication I guess you deserve me giving you a try.”