This new snuff device is THE hype!

Really! Forget dieing, forget decap, hanging, electrocution.
The "eraser" just zaps you out of existence.
As if you had never existed in the first place.

The sell it as "the first snuffer that snuffs both body and soul!"

But the best thing is, it's sometimes reversible!
Randomly, like 20%, people just pop back a while later. Just like that.

It's really a marketing feature, so you can tell all your friends and throw a snuff party.

And then have another go. Look, all I need to do is press this button, and wh...