"I don't know what to do. I'm almost 3 months and it starts to show, and I haven't told my parents or my boyfriend..." she sobs.

I sigh...
"Watch the pendulum. You feel relaxed, calm, certain, determined, but you wont remember my words. When I snap my fingers, you will go home, take a knife, then cut open your belly, below the bellybutton and remove your own womb. You throw it down the toilet and flush, then sew yourself back up..."

Seriously, I'm a hypnotist, not a fucking saint. Why do people keep coming to me with such stupid problems...