"Anal bungee" finally has arrived at the goreolympics. Athlets will insert a hook into their ass, then jump the tower. If they measured right, it will straighten out their intestines until their stomach halts the fall. The goal is to get closest to the spikes without touching them. No points if they rip free or stretch too long and get impaled cause touching the spikes gets you disqualified.

Experienced athletes normally have the advantage of knowing exactly how long their colon will stretch, but world champion Elise ripped during a practice run and needed surgery. Now all is open again!