live from the gurolympics

"And here comes Elise! She's still limping!"
"She's performing last, but has to come within an inch to earn gold!"
"Is she inserting the hook into her pussy?"
"And back out her ass. That will rip out her womb, another pound that's directly suspended from the hook and not straining her colon."
"She'll need the rope extra long then!"
"And here she jumps. Perfect hysterectomy but..."
"Ouch! She ripped her esophagus, that's her stomach and liver dangling there!"
"Only spikes for Elise! Will it be the end of her career?"
"Don't think so, remember she used to do competitive impaling..."