Lauren-It seems that Waifu Wars Season 2 is finally here



Alice-But you know what else is coming up? E3! so let's celebrate with some of video games most prominent pink damsels in distress



Lauren-Princess Peach



Alice-Vs Amy Ro...no



Lauren-Alice?



Alice-It’s my first fucking fight, I'm not doing a fucking furry!



Lauren-Alice, calm down



Alice-I will not fucking calm down! That flying fuck who writes these is going to fucking get it!



Lauren-It’s Princess Peach Vs Amy Rose, stop the recording, hurry



Alice-I’d fucking choke the fucker with his own dick, but I bet it's so small he'd just fucking swallow it! So I'll just fucking jam some barb wire up his