Lauren-It seems that Waifu Wars Season 2 is finally here

Alice-But you know what else is coming up? E3! so let's celebrate with some of video games most prominent pink damsels in distress

Lauren-Princess Peach

Alice-Vs Amy Ro...no

Lauren-Alice?

Alice-It’s my first fucking fight, I'm not doing a fucking furry!

Lauren-Alice, calm down

Alice-I will not fucking calm down! That flying fuck who writes these is going to fucking get it!

Lauren-It’s Princess Peach Vs Amy Rose, stop the recording, hurry

Alice-I’d fucking choke the fucker with his own dick, but I bet it's so small he'd just fucking swallow it! So I'll just fucking jam some barb wire up his