Lauren-They say fame can change a person, but they never talk about how it can change those around them

Alice-I’m not fucking doing this

Lauren-One extreme cause of this is Amy Rose, Sonic The Hedgehog’s ultimate fangirl

Alice-Why the fuck does he get fangirls?

Lauren-standing at 2'11, with an unknown weight, and an estimated A cup. Amy might be small, but don't let that fool you

Alice-She’s a fucking hedgehog! Why the fuck does she have tits?

Lauren-Years of chasing after her hero have trained her to keep up with the blue bluer, who has reached insane speeds

Alice-How? She's a freaking hedgehog! Have you ever seen one of those things run?

Lauren-She’s a skilled acrobatic and can use her idols signature spin dash

Alice-Can hedgehogs even fucking jump? Like I'm serious?

Lauren-Alice please! If your not going to help, just keep quiet

Alice-How the fuck am I supposed to be quiet when your talking about fucking rodent tits!

Lauren-Alice will you ple

Alice-And besides, couldn't Peach just step on her? I mean she's a freaking giant, and her opponents a 2 foot rat

Lauren-(Adjusts glasses opportunistically) I wouldn't count on it. Amy is surprisingly strong. She can take hits from Knuckles, and can easily shatter Eggman's machines, even without weapons

Alice-Please don't tell me they gave that thing a weapon…

Lauren-Indeed they did! The Pico Pico hammer is more of just a giant mallet to Amy. She can do all the normal stuff with it like strike her foes and throw it, but when the situation calls for more...extreme measures, she can use it to fly, and even create tornados

Alice-Are you telling that a 2 foot pink rat with a hammer can make a fucking tornado!

Lauren-Yes Alice, that is exactly what I just said

Alice-Oh come on!

Lauren-Amy has shown impressive feats of strength as well. She has staggered foes far larger than herself, and once brought down one of Eggman's airships by simple throwing her hammer at it

Alice-She’s a fucking hedgehog! How!?!

Lauren-But will all that be enough to make up for her size advantage, and beat her vertically inclined royal foe?

Alice-Please vote for the fucking furry to die...