The Princess was impaled on a huge wooden dick in the center of the main square, her whole weight resting on the dick’s head in her womb. Two executioners took turns torturing her all day round, one armed with a whip, another with a cane, and the crowd kept throwing stones at the Princess. Urine and semen were her only food and drink while also covering her body on top of the wounds. Finally, after a week she spoke: “Alright, untie me, it’s getting boring”. The tired executioners were happy to oblige while wondering what her next whim will be.