In half!

Tom had an argument with Sally.
"Of course getting cut in half in survivable! Saw that youtube video of that Indian woman, she lived!"
Sally shook her head. "That's bullshit! She's literally dies on screen from bloodloss. There's only like 3 recorded survivors who got cut in half, ever. All three were crushed under something heavy to stop the bleeding. Like a train."
Tom was persistent. "Totally unnecessary. I could bind a thread around your abdominal aorta if it makes you feel safer."
Sally looked at the thread. "Are you sure that's... Wait!... I'm not ready!..."
Tom released the guillotine...