Lauren-Obsession can make people do drastic things

Alice-Like make you go fucking psycho apparently!

Lauren-Yes...sadly that often does happen

Alice-Like with today's fighter Harley Quinn

Lauren-Real name Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel, age around 25, 5ft tall, weighing 140 lbs, and possessing B cups

Alice-But nice tits aren't the only thing she has. When push comes to shove this lady can put her acrobatic skills to good use by both maneuvering around the battlefield, or beat the living shit out of her foes

Lauren-And if physical strength isn't enough she can pull out her one of her many weapons. From the normal stuff like pistols, baseball bats and mallets, to quirky gadgets like exploding pies

Alice-hold on, didn't we just use a girl who fights with a hammer, and is dangerously obsessed with?

Lauren-Harley has traded blows with Batman and has survived years of abuse from the Joker that would killed a normal person

Alice-She lives in the DC universe, pretty sure those two light weights are the least of her worries.

Lauren-She's survived falls from rooms multiple stories up, and shrugged of punches from the Bat

Alice-I mean seriously! This girl lives in the same universe as Superman and Dr. Fate and still manages to make a name for herself.

Lauren-(Adjusts glasses critically) for one she is a tad ditsy and will fail to notice important details till to late

Alice-And as crazy, and skilled as she may be, she's only human. So a bullet to that cute little belly of hers will put her out of commission...just like with Lauren

Lauren-What?

Alice-But for a ditsy blonde with a clown fetish she's pretty impressive

Lauren-(watching Alice cautiously) be sure to check in for Harleys opponent Revy’s preview, and for the fight itself

Alice-See ya!