Lauren-Obsession can make people do drastic things



Alice-Like make you go fucking psycho apparently!



Lauren-Yes...sadly that often does happen



Alice-Like with today's fighter Harley Quinn



Lauren-Real name Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel, age around 25, 5ft tall, weighing 140 lbs, and possessing B cups



Alice-But nice tits aren't the only thing she has. When push comes to shove this lady can put her acrobatic skills to good use by both maneuvering around the battlefield, or beat the living shit out of her foes



Lauren-And if physical strength isn't enough she can pull out her one of her many weapons. From the normal stuff like pistols, baseball bats and mallets, to quirky gadgets like exploding pies



Alice-hold on, didn't we just use a girl who fights with a hammer, and is dangerously obsessed with?



Lauren-Harley has traded blows with Batman and has survived years of abuse from the Joker that would killed a normal person



Alice-She lives in the DC universe, pretty sure those two light weights are the least of her worries.



Lauren-She's survived falls from rooms multiple stories up, and shrugged of punches from the Bat



Alice-I mean seriously! This girl lives in the same universe as Superman and Dr. Fate and still manages to make a name for herself.



Lauren-(Adjusts glasses critically) for one she is a tad ditsy and will fail to notice important details till to late



Alice-And as crazy, and skilled as she may be, she's only human. So a bullet to that cute little belly of hers will put her out of commission...just like with Lauren



Lauren-What?



Alice-But for a ditsy blonde with a clown fetish she's pretty impressive



Lauren-(watching Alice cautiously) be sure to check in for Harleys opponent Revy’s preview, and for the fight itself



Alice-See ya!