Lauren-What goes well with psychopathic women?



Alice-Guns! Guns, Guns, guns and more guns!



Lauren-I was going to say an orange jumpsuit…



Alice-Hahaha, I like my theory better. Just give a bitch two guns and watch her run wild!



Lauren-That sounds oddly similar to who were focusing on today, the infamous Two Hands, aka Revy. Real name Rebecca Lee, standing 5 foot 6, weighing 122 lbs, and carrying around E cup breasts



Alice-Oh? Bringing in the big guns is she?



Lauren-Alice we are supposed to be professional!



Alice-What? I'm being deathly series. Her duel stainless steel modified Beretta 92FS's; are rather impressive!



Lauren-Uh, I was assuming you meant



Alice-Ohhhhhh! So you think that all that matters to me is tits and ass, well I'll have you know that I am a weapons expert...who happens to love tits and ass



Lauren-Okay then



Alice-Moving on from Lauren so offensively assuming I am the physical manifestation of a single character trait, I'm pretty sure they don't call her Two Hands cause of her hand jobs!



Lauren-You were doing so well, then you brought up hand jobs…



Alice-I ain't here for your approval bitch, I just want a paycheck. Anyway she's an insanely skilled marksmen. She can shoot with both hands, and at foes who she's not even looking at, most likely using other senses such as hearing



Lauren-Her physical abilities aren't lacking either. She can effortless jump from boat to boat, knock people unconscious with a single punch, and shrug off bullet wounds



Alice-With these skills she's pulled of some pretty impressive feats like tying with Roberta both in a shootout, and a fist fight, and taking out a ship full of neo nazies almost by herself.



Lauren-However she's not perfect. She has a dangerous tempore, is only human, seems to be always drunk, and smokes. Smoking kills kids



Alice-But some anger issues and a drinking problem are excusable when your badass enough to be considered the Lagoons Companies signature gun women



Lauren-But is she skilled enough to kill the Jokers stalker? Find out soon in the full fight