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Vice Dark Lord
2018/06/18
(Mon)
05:19:44
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13911
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Lauren-What goes well with psychopathic women?
Alice-Guns! Guns, Guns, guns and more guns!
Lauren-I was going to say an orange jumpsuit…
Alice-Hahaha, I like my theory better. Just give a bitch two guns and watch her run wild!
Lauren-That sounds oddly similar to who were focusing on today, the infamous Two Hands, aka Revy. Real name Rebecca Lee, standing 5 foot 6, weighing 122 lbs, and carrying around E cup breasts
Alice-Oh? Bringing in the big guns is she?
Lauren-Alice we are supposed to be professional!
Alice-What? I'm being deathly series. Her duel stainless steel modified Beretta 92FS's; are rather impressive!
Lauren-Uh, I was assuming you meant
Alice-Ohhhhhh! So you think that all that matters to me is tits and ass, well I'll have you know that I am a weapons expert...who happens to love tits and ass
Lauren-Okay then
Alice-Moving on from Lauren so offensively assuming I am the physical manifestation of a single character trait, I'm pretty sure they don't call her Two Hands cause of her hand jobs!
Lauren-You were doing so well, then you brought up hand jobs…
Alice-I ain't here for your approval bitch, I just want a paycheck. Anyway she's an insanely skilled marksmen. She can shoot with both hands, and at foes who she's not even looking at, most likely using other senses such as hearing
Lauren-Her physical abilities aren't lacking either. She can effortless jump from boat to boat, knock people unconscious with a single punch, and shrug off bullet wounds
Alice-With these skills she's pulled of some pretty impressive feats like tying with Roberta both in a shootout, and a fist fight, and taking out a ship full of neo nazies almost by herself.
Lauren-However she's not perfect. She has a dangerous tempore, is only human, seems to be always drunk, and smokes. Smoking kills kids
Alice-But some anger issues and a drinking problem are excusable when your badass enough to be considered the Lagoons Companies signature gun women
Lauren-But is she skilled enough to kill the Jokers stalker? Find out soon in the full fight
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