Lana Summons Sexiness to Waifu Wars

Lauren-Long ago, there lived a guardian of time named Via. Cia was powerful sorceress who could peer into other realities, and times. Eventually her gaze stumbled upon the hero Link, and she soon became infatuated with the young Hylian. Ganondorf, A powerful warlock, and an incarnation of evil, saw this as an opportunity. In her state of vulnerability, Ganondorf forced the good from her heart, turning Cia into an agent of chaos. However all was not lost. The good in Cias heart formed into Lana, The White Witch

Alice-And with her evil half running a muck, it was time for Lana to kick some ass!

Lauren-Probably ageless, standing at approximately 5 foot 5, weighing approximately 150 pounds, and carrying A cups, Lana is rather small

Alice-For fighting waves of monsters, she's pretty fucking adorable

Lauren-Yes, well she rarely realize on physical might. Her main weapon is her spell book, which can summon bolts of lightning, and summon magic walls. She can use these wall as platforms, send them sliding at enemies, or even ride them around

Alice-Her Faron Spear, is a long range water weapon, that also incorporates the element of nature. Besides just stabbing with it, she can summon waves, small glaciers, and even a Deku tree

Lauren-But sense she is a sorceress she’s far more comfortable using her spell book, or her Summoning Gate. Her Summoning Gate is a magic portal that follows her around, and allows her to use fire based attacks, and summon minions such as dodongos, and a giant cucu.

Alice-We all know how well using cucus went for the other Zelda combatant

Lauren-With these weapons she can easily kill hundreds of grunts with a dozen attacks, and can stand up to the more powerful Zelda combatants

Alice-But is that enough to stop Aqua? Find out in the full fight!