Boa Hancock Turns Waifu Wars Rock Hard

Lauren-Shichibukai, the 7 warlords of the sea

Alice-Of them there is only one women. Boa Hancock

Lauren-31 years old, standing at 6 foot 3, weighing an estimate of 152 pounds, carrying J-cup breast, and holding a 80,000,000 belly bounty

Alice-She might look fragile, but god damn is she strong. She can shatter stone statues with ease, easily throw around people, and traded blows with some of the strongest One Piece fighters like Smoker

Lauren-*Adjusts glasses theoretically* It seems most logically to conclude that there is an off shot the human species in the One Piece world that function just like normal humans, but physically speaking are superior in every way. This would explain how characters like Zoro and Boa can perform superhuman feats without eating a strength enhancing devil fruit, or activating their haki.

Alice-NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRDDD

Lauren...Anyway, speaking of devil fruits, Boa has eaten one. Boa ate Mero Mero no Mi, or Love-Love Fruit. This allows her to turn anyone who's aroused by her to stone. Or she could simple touch you, which would have a similar effect, though only to the part of the body hit

Alice-Holy shit! How do I fucking stop this? Oh god I don't wanna be a fucking statute!

Lauren-Relax Alice. She can't sense that you want to see her naked.

Alice-*wipes sweat off forehead* phew. Well it looks like my comment about shattering stone statues wasn't just a random claim

Lauren-Indeed. She tends to do that a lot. Her devil fruit powers are even more dangerous once you take into consideration Boas charisma, and umm...assets

Alice-take out the ets part of that last word and you'd be golden! She's a master of using what her mama gave her!

Lauren-Her ability to convince people to do things is...for a lack of better words, downright incredible. To quote her “No matter what I do, whether I kick a kitten, rip off your ears, or even kill people in cold blood… the world will forgive me! And that is because... I am beautiful!”, and to be honest, I believe her. Her time leading the Kuja Pirates, and ruling over the island of Amazon Lily may be have helped her master the art of charisma

Alice-That’s right bitches! She's not just a pirate queen, she's an actual queen to! Jeez she really earns that warlord title

Lauren-And that's not even going into her Haki.

Alice-You see, there are three different kinds of Haki, and Boa can use all three

Lauren-Kenbunshoku Haki allows her to sense her foes, even if they are hidden

Alice-Busōshoku Haki allows her to juice up her already superhuman body by covering it with her spirit

Lauren-And Haōshoku Haki, a rare spiritual ability that allows those who possess it to overpower the wills of others, and dominate their minds

Alice-Oh kinky

Lauren-She’s also learn to harness all these abilities into signature moves

Alice-Mero Mero Merrow is her signature teaching, which allows her to send a heart snapped beam from her hands, that makes whoever it hits more attracted to her

Lauren-She can also Awaken whomever she petrifies, turning them back to normal

Alice-Her pistol kiss allows her to condense her powers, which instead of arousing her foes penetrates them...which probably ends up arousing them

Lauren-When she performs slave arrow, and creates a heart which explodes into hundreds of petrofying arrows

Alice-And finally her Perfume Femur. Boa does a handstand, and kicks the shit out of everyone near by, turning them to stone

Lauren-With these great powers, she's performed many incredible feats

Alice-Most notable, not only did she participate in the front-lines of the Marineford War, where dozens of powerful fighters died, but she's walked out on scathed!

Lauren-She almost convinced a group of marines to give her their treasure just by asking

Alice-And has seduced plenty of people attracted only to men

Lauren-But she's not perfect. Not only is she cocky, but sinks in water, and loses her power if submerged in it

Alice-But will the only female member of the Shichibukai, and captain of the Kuja Pirates, be able to take on the only female Sannin, and 5th Hokage? Find out in the full fight!!