“Slavya, have you been to the lake again?”

“How do you know?”

“There’s eel’s tail hanging from beneath your skirt.”

“Oh, indeed! I didn’t even feel a single eel. Can you help me pull it out please? Ah! It sank its teeth into my cervix. Can you pull harder? Ah, yes, finally you got him out!”

“Only now your cervix is hanging from beneath your skirt.”

“Oh no, what if someone sees me like this? Can you do something about it too?”

“Hide here, I’ll go bring a knife to cut it off.”

“Ah, thank you, Semyon! You’re my savior!”