Research

We can finally publish!

The experiment setup is very simple. An empty room, with a meat grinder integrated in the floor in one corner.

The question was, if someone was locked in that room, would boredom or curiosity eventually surpass the sense of self preservation?

We tested with animals first, but our reviewers objected that monkeys might not have fully understood the function of the device before they stepped in.

Then we tried human subjects, but results were inconclusive. Most starved before trying out the grinder.

The breakthrough came when we put naked Japanese Schoolgirls in groups of three!