Gardevoir Has a Precognitive Wet Dream About Waifu Wars


Lauren-In the world of Pokemon, there are as many stories, as these incredible creatures. Some remain secret to all but a select few, others have become the stuff of legend, and there are those who are born of our dreams. Like the pokemon themselves, these tales have survived the test of time, and everyday countless adventures unfold. From on top of the world, to the bottom of the sea There are over 802 known species that continuously add to the pokemon lore. But they don't do it alone. Humans, and pokemon often team up for sporting competition by combining strength, courage, wisdom, and trust the partners hope to emerge victories in what are known as Pokemon Battles. Together humans, and pokemon share the world in friendship, peace, and harmony.

Alice-However some of species manage to stand out, like the powerful yet gorgeous, Gardevoir

Lauren-Say, Alice shouldn't you be freaking out right about now considering we're talking about a pokemon?

Alice-Nah, you see I had a sudden realization. Gardevoirs aren't human sure, but they don't have fur so their not furries, so we're all good

Lauren-Ooooooookkkkkkkkaaaaayyyy then, moving on. Standing an average of 5 feet, weighing an average of 105 pounds, and average cup size of A, Gardevoir is a psychic fairy type pokemon with a special affinity for special attacks

Alice-Yeah that thing can hit like a tank when it uses its head

Lauren-literally!

Alice-Wait? So this thing headbutts people?

Lauren-...not that literally

Alice-Damn

Lauren-(adjusts glasses pseudoscientificly) you see as I've mentioned before, Gardevoir are psychic. Using their mind they can perform a variety of attacks

Alice-This bitch can mind f**k the sh*t out of you with movies like Confusion, Psychic, Psyshock, Stored Power, Telekinesis, and Zen Headbutt. That last one is using your head in more ways than one! In fact, it's said their power is so great that when their trainers are in danger, they will create, and control black holes! Oh yeah, They're also pretty found of their trainers

Lauren-Movies like Calm Mind, Future Sight, Heal Pulse, Light Screen, Teleport, Trick Room, and Hypnosis provide many non direct attack strategies to this pokemon

Alice-But there is more to this pokemon than meets the eyes, something more mystical

Lauren-That's right Gardevoir aren't just psychics, their fairies.

Alice-Using this mystical power, Gardevoir can harness moves like Draining Kiss, Misty Terrain, and Moonblast

Lauren-But if the situation calls for it, Gardevoir can use many other movies from many other types

Alice-And if the going gets rough, they can go Super Saiyan!

Lauren-(Adjusts glasses correctivly) upon undergoing a mega evolution, her states get a major boost

Alice-Especially her already impressive special attack!

Lauren-But no pokemon is perfect, and they all have their flaws, with Gardevoir, it's their lack luster physical abilities. Their psychic, and mystic powers may be exceptional, but their bodies can't give, or take much

Alice-Plus they have a nasty weakness to poison, steel, and ghost type attacks

Lauren-But these weakness matter little when you have the raw strength of a Gardevoir

Lauren-But how will she fair against her opponent, Manas Ka, The Dark Magician Girl