Rottytops Moans her way into Waifu Wars


Lauren-Vampires, ghosts, werewolves. Many creatures prowl the night, but among the most simple yet most terrifying are the shambling corpses known as zombies

Alice- So of course, the first thing you do when you see when is apparently try to make friends with it

Lauren-That's the situation Shantae found herself in when she met Rottytops

Alice-Well I can't blame that genie. Zombie or not, Rottytops is fucking hot!

Lauren-16 years old (at least at the time of her death) standing at an unknown height, weighing an unknown weight, and carrying estimated D cups, Rottytops is not your average zombie

Alice-Mhm I'd say, look at the way she moves those hips, work it girl! But aren't zombies like mindless animals that just stumble around eating brains? Why is she so...lively?

Lauren-Coffee apparently. Coffee allows zombies to avoid going feral, however she still has a taste for brains

Alice-Well that aside, being a big titted zombie doesn't matter if you can't catch your prey, and luckily for Rottytops, she's not part of the whole walking dead club, this bitch is fast!

Lauren-(adjusts glasses caculutivully) she's able to keep up with the superhuman Shantae, dodge cannon fire, and even dodge bullets from Risky Boots musket. Not only this, but she can fling her head to hard to reach places, and summon her body to it

Alice-Speeds not all this corpse got, she's pretty strong, and is capable of using her own leg as a weapon

Lauren-With her leg, Rottytops can shatter stone, take down monsters several times her own size, and even kill soldiers who can survive airship explosions

Alice-She can also take a solid hit. Being dead seems to make it so she can't feel pain, and her body can take a hell of a lot. From Canon balls, to lightning she'll get back, and keep swinging

Lauren-And even if she takes significant damage, she can simple eat a brain to heal it off

Alice-Coffee, and brains. What a healthy diet

Lauren-She also likes small animals

Alice-Tasty!

Lauren-Rottytops is also crafty, and is willing, and able to manipulate just about anyone, even her best friend Shantae

Alice-I'd um want to manipulate her body into a sexual position!

Lauren-A for effort

Alice-hehe thanks, but like any good monster, Rottytops has her fair share of weakness

Lauren-Namely her head

Alice-Like with the classic zombie, a headshot will put this cutie down, this time for good. Seems like a major weakness considering she's literally throwing her head around

Lauren-Also, if she does not get a steady supply of coffee, she risks becoming Feral

Alice-But how will she fair against another sexy zombie? Learn more about her opponent in Squgilys bio