Alice-Noooo my super hot zombie Waifu

Lauren-(adjusts glasses unsurprisedly) This outcome was rather predictable

Alice-Yeeeeeaaaaahhh poor Rottytops was dead as soon as Squigly deemed her an enemy

Lauren-Sure Rottytops not having a soul protracted her from Squigly's ultimate attack, and her healing abilities allowed her to stay in the fight longer, but that's about all she had going for her

Alice-Not only was Squiglys moveset larger, and more varied, it was far better suited for combat. While Rottytops leg made a decent improvised club, Leviathan, his flames, and even Squiglys voice where obviously designed with combat in mind. Rottytops was a bumbling corpse that could improvise if the situation called for it, while Squigly is a spectral warrior always ready for battle

Lauren-and even when you look back at Rottytops's advantages there are a few holes in them. Sure she could heal, but she'd need a human brain to do so. Her durability my have been greater, but Squiglys far more devastating arsenal could easily tear through it, and yes she may be immune to Squiglys ultimate attack, yet she still had plenty of other moves up her sleeve

Alice-Ya know I feel bad for Rottytops, she might have just had this if she had used her head!