Lauren-Bosses. Extremely powerful foes usually in groups of 7, and fought one on one at the end of intense challenges

Alice-To face these obstacles a man would need some serious motivation like money, power, or Ramona Flowers

Lauren-Age 25, Height 5'7”, Weight unknown, Bra Size estimated 32 B, Hair Color a lot of them, Evil Exes 7

Alice-Holy shit! How the fuck do you date 7 evil people? Like dicks I get? But full on evil? That's really freaking impressive

Lauren-She has also attended The University of Carolina in the Sky, and works for a delivery company that uses extra dimensional mind realities to make faster deliveries

Alice-The world of Scott Pilgrim is weird…

Lauren-Speaking of her partner, Ramona's life changed forever when she met him

Alice-Yeah, Mrs. Flowers here moved to Canada to escape her problems which makes sense when you dated 7 fucking super villains!. Well there she met Scott Pilgrim. At first she didn't think much of him, but he? He was obsessed with her? But I mean can you blame him? She's fucking hot! Well also she was using his mind to get from place, to place faster, and I might not have one of those fancy PHDs like you Lauren, but I'm pretty sure that can cause attachment issues or some shit. In the end she decided to give the dork a chance, but with one catch. He had to fight her Seven Evil Exes. Somehow he was up to the task, but even he needed a little help. Luckily for him, his girlfriend was a badass

Lauren-*adjusts glasses stat measuringly* The word that describes Ramonas fighting style is strong. Like many in her universe, she posses an unproportional amount of strength. She may not be as strong as her boyfriend, but considering he can punch people “so hard that they see the curvature of the earth” that's still nothing to scoff at. She can rip metal polls from the ground, crack concert with her strike, send people flying backwards with a single hit, and was able to take on a group of older jokes in 7th grade

Alice-She backs that strength up with her speed. On those skates of hers she can keep up with Roxey who can move at near ninja speeds, which is still almost faster than the eye can see

Lauren-And if her natural abilities are not enough, she can pull one of her many weapons out of her purse, which connects to her own personal reality

Alice-Most notable of which are her Titanium Bat, and Large Hammer which do +1 damage to blondes, and +2 damage to girls respectively. Going with blunt melee weapons. I see she like me is a woman of culture

Lauren-When it comes to durability she can take multiple hits from many super powered fighters, and kept on trucking

Alice-And Remember those super mind roads we mentioned earlier? She can access those with ease

Lauren-Subspace Highways

Alice-You want a subspace glock up your ass?!?

Lauren-But even with all those strengths she has her weaknesses. Most notable her below average mental health which comes standard with seven evil exes

Alice-Damn cunt ignoring me like that. Those weakness haven't stopped her from pulling of some crazy shit. She can keep up with Envy Adams, and her ex from her sexy faze Roxey Richard, as well as defeat Knives Chau. And when teamed up with her nerdy hunk Scott she was even able to over power Gideon, the most powerful of the Evil Exes!

Lauren-But will her foe Sexy Silvia just be another boss fight? Or is Scott about to be single again?

Alice-Find out in the full fight!!!