Alice-I'm Alice!

Lauren-And I'm Lauren

Alice-And it's time for Waifu Wars winners roulette part two!

Lauren-As a sort off pre-show to Waifu Wars season three, we're going to let you, the reader, choose one of season two's winner for us to kill!

Lauren-*adjusts glasses in anticipation* yes it will be a good show. But before you vote, we will be hosting short interviews with all ten, er nine winners to see why you should let them live *Suddenly ten person size slabs emerge from the floor, each save the sixth one having a person chained to them*

Alice-So, let the fun begin!

*The pair walk over to the first slab, where a short, pink, anthropomorphic hedgehog with tiny titts is chained

Amy-*Opens eyes* W-where am I?

Lauren-You are

Alice-*pulls whip out from cleavage, and violently lashes Amy* Shut the fuck up you fucking furry!

Amy-*screams in pain*

Lauren-*grabs Alice's arms, holding her back* jesus christ Alice, we still have to interview her

Alice-*breathing heavily* fine *shoves whip back into breast*

Lauren-*turning back to Amy* Now, you the hedgehog. Why should we not kill you

Amy-*now in tears* K-kill me? Why would you kill me? My sonic will stop you for sure!

Alice-Well to bad you fuzzy waste of flesh, you're out of time! *The floor opens back up, and the slab starts to slide back in*

Amy-Hey wait! What are you doing!

Lauren-Well her sonic can't save her, but maybe you can. Let's talk to our next guest. *The pair walk over to the next slab where a muscular asian women covered in tattoos with massive tits, and purple tied hair

Revy-*opens eyes and sighs* If some mother fucker doesn't tell me what the hell is going on, I'm gonna shove my gun so far up someone's ass that my bullets going to smell like shit!

Lauren-Hello miss Revy. Might I ask why we shouldn't kill you?

Revy-Kill me? *grins* cause that threat I gave you wasn't just a threat

Alice-Oh is that the best you got bitch? Lauren's used to deal with me, you're going to have to be a lot scarier than that to mess with her

Revy-Oh I'm gonna fuck you up real good bitch *slab starts to slowly slide back into the floor* H-hey what the hell!?!

Lauren-Well it looks like you're out of time. I do wish you luck on a endeavors, save the whole gun up my ass thing. I suppose we should move on *the two move onto the next slab where a busy bound woman is

Nina-*opens eyes looking around* Who are you, and what do you want with me?

Lauren-Straight to the point I see. So I'll do the same. We might kill you. Why shouldn't we?

Nina-*Smirks* Because I'll be out of here before you try

Alice-Yeah that's what they all say. In my opinion I'm the only murderers Irish girl we need, so I hope you die. You or that damn hedgehog

Nina-Hedgehog? What the hell are you *the slab begins to slide back into the floor* H-hey what's going on?

Lauren-Well it seems as they say, “that's that” *the two walk to the next slab*

Aqua-*Opens eyes* w-where *opens hand, and gasps, looking shocked*

Alice-Special magic canceling handcuffs. See some time science can be cool!

Aqua-Who are you? Are you with the darkness?

Lauren-*Adjusts glasses technically* We do work for a darkness, but not the one you are concerned with

Aqua-*frowns at Lauren* all darkness is my enemy

Alice-Okay ya fucking racist, why shouldn't we kill you?

Aqua-Because killing is wrong, it’s still not too late to take the path of light

Alice-Hmmmmm, when you put it that why it’s rather tempting, especially with that sexy voice of yours, but I'm gonna have to give a hard no on that one *the slab begins to slide back into the floor*

Aqua-I hope you'll make the right choice

Lauren-Yes well I doubt the right choice pays as well as this job. Let's move on shall we? *The two stroll right on over to the next slab*

Tsunade-*Opens eyes, before pulling on her cuffs* What the hell?

Alice-Once again folks anti-magic cuffs!

Lauren-Actually chakra absorbing cuffs. They're similar, but she could break right through anti-magic cuffs

Alice-Could you kindly shuuuut the fuck up Lauren?

Tsunade-Who the HELL are you!

Alice-Just the people who might kill you. No biggy

Tsunade-Kill me? What kind of bullcrap is that!?!

Lauren-Yes, about that. Can you tell me why we should refrain from that?

Tsunade-Cause I'm the damn Hokage! You should be treating me with respect! Not chaining me up, and threatening to kill me!

Alice-Ahh the whole “respect my authority” card. Makes me want to kill you even more!

Tsunade-You watch your mouth! *slab begins to slide back into the floor* Hey! What the hell! Where are you taking me?

Lauren-So there you have it. Will you kill the Hokage or let her live another day?

Alice-Either way better move on. Lotta bitches to yell at! *the two journey to the next slab*

Squigly-*Opens eyes* What is this?

Leviathan-*Also opens eyes, also cuffed to the wall by his neck*

Lauren-Yes hello Miss Contiello. Why shouldn't we kill you

Squigly-I feel that would be rather redundant. How do you know my name?

Leviathan-If you lay a finger on her I'll burn you alive!

Alice-That's the best damn answer we've gotten all day!

Squigly-Thank you I suppose? *slab returns into the floor much too the zombies confusion. los dos caminan a la siguiente losa*

Raven-*Opens eyes* W-who *winces in pain* gah my head

Lauren-I apologize. Minor headaches may be a side effect of my demonic power suppression drugs

Raven-W-what’s going on?

Alice-We might kill you! Exciting right? But can you give me a reason we shouldn't. I doubt there is any to be honest

Raven-*glares at the two, obviously still in pain* because if you hurt me, or any other innocent people you’ll have to deal with the rest of my team

Lauren-Oh I'm sure we'll be seeing one of your teammates soon enough

Raven-*Slab begins to slide back into the floor* H-hey! What's that supposed to mean?

Alice-Who the fuck knows! Let's move the fuck on *the amigos move the fuck on*

Silvia-*Opens eyes with a whimper* Where am I?

Lauren-Silvia we are debating killing you. What are your reasons we shouldn't

Silvia-K-kill me!?! Why should you

Alice-Cause it would be fucking hot!

Silvia-*Looks apoled* You pervert!

Alice-Understatement of the year!

Siliva-*Slab starts sliding back into place* Hey wait! Please someone help me!

Lauren-You heard her. Will you help her, or be the cause of her death?

Alice-Only one more to go! Let’s fucking finish this the fuck up. *the two walk to the last slab*

Pitu-*Opens eyes* I think I'll enjoy killing you two. *tries to lung forward, but is held tight by the cuffs

Lauren-I’ve disabled your nen you can't escape. Now. Why shouldn't we kill you?

Pitu-Kill me? If you want to live you probably should, but I doubt you can *tail swishes*

Alice-Oh, you’re a feisty kitty aren't you! Well viewers, guess that’s the reasoning you're gonna get. You want to let the kitty go, or should we put her down

Pitu-*Slab starts to slide back into the floor* I guess this is goodbye…for now

Lauren-Finally over. Make sure to vote for which one of these ladies you want dead, and be sure to stay tuned for season three