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Based on a request/suggestion by Blau Sturm. Normally my tone isn't quite as vulgar (I suppose 'mine'/the narrator's still isn't, but the characters' is), but for this setting/theme it seemed fitting. I guess apart from that the story is pretty self-explanatory.

(I'm still totally copy-pasting one of these.) Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoyed, feedback/criticism always appreciated.