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Alice-Holy shit is that…light!

Lauren-Oh my God we didn't get rebooted!

Alice-We're back baby!

Lauren-Quick, we gotta Analyze the next fighter before the writer changes their mind

Alice-Uhhh. Kicking things is cool, you know who's really good at kicking things? Chun-Li!

Lauren-She's good at more than just kicking. She's an expert at both Tai Chi, and Kenpo, but yes kicking is her specialty

Alice-She's so good at kicking shit, she was able to join Interpol. All so she could kick the shit out of the man who kicked the shit out of her father to death

Lauren-Age unknown, height 5'6, weight unknown, bust 34

Alice-I suppose that not everything can be as big as those juicy legs

Lauren-In combat Chun-Li prefers swift strikes over powerful ones, but just because she's not hitting as hard as her fellow Street Fighters, don't let that full you. Li is strong enough to kick someone through a wall. And she uses this strength and speed in all her techniques

Alice-Attacks like her Lightning Legs, or Axe Kick

Lauren-Don't forget about her signature move, where she spins her legs fast enough to lift her off the ground like a helicopter

Alice-I may not be an expert on science and stuff, but that really doesn't sound to possible

Lauren-(adjusts glasses spirituality) It's most likely that she's using her chi to perform such maneuvers. She has already proven she can weaponize this force with her Senretsukyaku.

Alice-Says here that she's also a damn good shot with a gun. Shit

Lauren-Though Li is not perfect. She's a tad naive, and she can be overpowered by stronger opponents.

Alice-Still, to be that, and look that good at the same time is pretty impressive. But how will gaming's first female fighter stand against one of Mortal Kombat's most beautiful Kombatants? Find out in the full fight!
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