Oh, on the idea of a bus I am very much against it. I know that I brought it up as a joke but that was because Squunch brought it up as a joke previously. Think about the logistics of that; a bus full of young girls going on a trip related to their extra-curricular activities is going to be very well recorded. Not only will there be a record of it's departure time but also an expected arrival time. The driver would likely be expected to check in regularly with the school and the police would respond almost immediately by searching anywhere remotely close to it's expected path.

This doesn't even take into consideration that the girls would likely have their cell phones and at least one would contact a friend about the breakdown out of frustration. Most of them would probably snap or tweet about it too.

No, a better idea would be a personal trip taken by a small gaggle of girls in a rented mini van. Something that can be staged elsewhere (perhaps by Dave) to throw off any possible pursuit by the authorities. This would obviously limit how many poor souls fall into the clutches of our intrepid protagonists but it fits a bit more nicely with the setting.

But if Squunch already has an idea about how to solve this then I can't wait to see what happens next. Actually, I can't wait to see what happens next either way.

Oh, and I had another idea but I don't think you'd like it since it isn't all that crunchy of a death. Squirt-guns filled with hydrochloric acid would be a much simpler idea than the dildos I posited for a battle royale between a bunch of girls. Totally my idea and not something some one else came up with after reading my suggestion.

now, if you'll excuse me I need to take a long bath as my ass is very sore.