>>16824
As per request (>>16789) I was gonna write a reply, but after thinking on the idea for a bit, I got inspired enough to just write the whole thing in like two days, so here you go.

I'm not a particularly huge DC/Batman person, so I didn't have any particular incarnation of Harley in mind, and might not have hit too many of her mannerisms/speech so much as a general idea of someone kinda unhinged. Also the moment of Harley's last thought really would have been the perfect moment to end the story, but I couldn't resist showing the (still sexy) aftermath, so consider the last two paragraphs a small unmarked epilogue, I guess.

(I'm still totally copy-pasting one of these.) Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoyed, feedback/criticism always appreciated.