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>You know, I do wonder what it would be like to have your innards shoot out of your nose like that.

I'm beginning to suspect my readership is not composed of entirely normal individuals.

> Not that'd I'd ever be so adventurous to try it out myself

That's the problem with people these days. No commitment.

I suppose you want an anonymous author to create a fictional character who subjects another fictional character to that fate, then have a third fictional character retell the observation to the aforesaid anonymous author (who may or may not also be fictional), and then presume me to post about it in this thread.

Also, I suspect that if your spleen was shooting from your nose, you'll probably wish you hadn't asked.

In fact, I also suspect you'd be beyond wishing anything at all (no doubt a welcome development by that point).

Anyway, it seems marginally possible, and it amuses me, so I probably should write something like that. Probably in chapter 16. Then you'll know.