Since their fourth child, the McKenzie's had operated a strict "one in - one out" policy. After each new baby's christening, the oldest child would be served to the guests.

Today was little Josh's christening and 6yo Emma was the main course. She didn't mind being eaten but didn't like the sound of being cooked - especially as it meant having stuffing and vegetables shoved up her bottom!

Her 5yo brother Sam was excited for some roast Emma but was a bit worried too as him mum was already pregnant again and he was not looking forward to his turn on the menu - especially as his dad had recently bought a deep-fat fryer he was keen to try out!