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>I understand needing to take a few days off to compose one's self. Heck, I had to take a rather long break recently to let the bruises and chaffing heal from my Birthday. Not to mention just how sore I was in general from all the use I got. Sometimes I think my other half is a bit too good at what she does for my own personal safety.

Is she half-Chinese by any chance? It's just a theory I've been working on. I've been drawing all over the walls, linking all the clues together so I can find you.

Once I've figured it out, all I need to do is save up enough money for fuel, and then drive my steamroller across two continents.

From your posts, I estimate that there's a 83% chance that when I arrive, you'll be tied up with ropes, and your friend won't really try very hard to save you.