>>17641
You're absolutely right. I'm not gonna write anymore squish porn.

Except for the next 10 or so chapters in this story, and then the sequel of course. And the film script, and the TV adaptation. My manager says it's all to do with the franchise licensing commitments or something.

But I am going to write something based in Didley's universe, or whatever it's called. At the kebab shop. I'm beginning to get an idea for that.