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>Since she was the crunchy one, I'm hoping for something involving some snaps and cracks; possibly ending with a pop too.

How about a bowl of Rice Krispies?

>And look! I'm not the only one who wants to see our intrepid heroine meet a grisly end at the hands of a squishy thing!


Yeah, but you guys haven't looked into her eyes for as long as I have. Maybe I'll follow Onix's idea and make her immortal. It'll serve you right! Besides, I thought everyone was bored of squishing.

>Ooh, what if they accidentally roll into the blender


Do you mean the Crocododgem jaws??

>while making passionate love on a ground slick with blood and guts?


>And then, in the heat of the moment perhaps Bob loses himself and "accidentally" start the motor?


I've spent months carefully working out a plan, then you come along with a better one in two minutes. But then again, what would happen for the rest of the story? Anyway I hate you now, cos my pee-pee feels funny. I think it likes your idea best.
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