This story takes place towards the end of the first season of Young Justice. If you haven’t watched it, you definitely should. Artemis (apprentice to Green Arrow) is about 15, almost 16, Robin/Dick Grayson, apprentice to Batman just turned 13. Idk if the ages are show-accurate, and I don’t care, those are the ages i want them :)



The bell rang, and most of the students of Gotham Academy hurried to the exits, eager to get home and enjoy the beautiful weather over the weekend. They had thoughts of spending time with their friends, of getting outside, running on the beach. Artemis Crock and Dick Grayson had other plans. They saw their friends most days, and aside from Mount Justice being on the beach, League missions took them to far more exciting places. For the two of them, what they really craved was privacy. Between school and training and missions and Team activities, the junior superheroes had to use their imaginations to secure a little time for themselves. So today, the same skills that allowed them to stalk the likes of Lex Luthor and Joker without being seen allowed them to avoid being noticed by teachers, custodians, and a vandal spray painting obscene things on lockers as the school was closed up.


The headmaster of the academy left last, pulling closed the barriers keeping civilians out of the academy courtyard over the weekend. Those barriers were no obstacle to the young heroes, they would just climb free when they were done. But the parents of academy students were very private, so there were no cameras in the courtyard. Meaning that Artemis and Robin weren’t due back at the cave for almost two hours and had this wide open space all to themselves and they had plans.


They went out onto the grass, and Dick spread a blanket for them to sit on. “Take your shirt off” Artemis commanded. As Robin, Dick feared nobody, he took orders only from Batman. As Dick Grayson, he obeyed whatever Artemis told him to do. The older girl was kind, but forceful, she knew what she wanted and how to take it. Grayson fondly remembered the time Harley Quinn had let the pair borrow her sex dungeon. Artemis had tied him to everything in there, doing things to him that would have made Joker and Harley blush, although maybe not Harley and Poison Ivy. Those two had an infinitely healthier relationship than Harley and Joker, but the rumors were that every time those two had the night alone, Ivy would do things with her vines that even the perviest of Redditors had never dreamed of, Rule 34 didn’t even apply to some of their most creative activities.


Still, the children didn’t have access to a COMICALLY well stocked sex dungeon right now. They sat on the blanket, and Grayson pulled his shirt off. Artemis loved his body. She wasn’t interested in an actual relationship with him, he was just a kid, but his body was what she liked. Just hitting puberty, it was clear to anyone who saw him that he still qualified as a shota. But having been trained by Batman, he had the stamina and flexibility and creativity to give her a real good time, while still being more or less adorable when she made him squirm. She put her hand on his bare chest and smiled as he blushed, illustrating her point. No matter how many times they did this, he always blushed the first time she touched him, and it never failed to make her smile.


The kids moved on to soft kissing, exploring each other’s mouths. Artemis undid her tie and buttons before slipping off her shirt, with no bra underneath. Her breasts were not large, but they displayed a firmness and perkiness to a degree that could only hope to be found in a teenager in beyond peak physical condition, the kind of boobs that hardly changed shape in the frequent cases where a villain hung her upside down over a death trap. Her nipples were ‘ant bites’, and right now they could cut glass. Grayson gave them a bit of attention with his thumbs, Artemis mumbled into their kiss, enjoying the sensation.


About an hour later, the sidekicks got dressed again and climbed out of the courtyard, crossing the street to a small church. Despite their upbringings in a very secular world, both had turned to religion. They didn’t weaponize any of the old laws against people, they didn’t use it for spreading hate, their faith was sincere. They led dangerous lives and saw the worst the world had to offer, they just wanted to believe in a higher power, it gave them comfort. Neither of them saw their weekly hookups as a sin, but they always prayed afterwards, it left them feeling refreshed somehow.


They sat in on the mass, took communion and prayed quietly in the back. When they left, both youngsters felt lighter, rejuvenated, happy with their place in a larger plan. Grayson felt like he was growing lighter with each step, like there wasn’t even ground under his feet….wait, huh? He looked down, and they were in fact off the ground, floating upward, along with a couple dozen other worshippers who had been the first out of the church. They were confused for a moment, then one of the other members cried out “Praise the Lord! This is the Rapture, we are being taken to Heaven!”


Artemis and Dick looked at each other “Could it be?…” ….”Yeah, I think so, it sure feels like it” expressions of bliss crossed their young faces as they rose up into the sky.They closed their eyes and embraced each other, ready to enter Paradise. They seemed to be picking up speed, moving faster and faster. Were they…falling? Artemis recognized that they had changed direction about a quarter second before they hit the ground. They had been over 200 meters in the air when they started the trip back down, both were destroyed on impact. The other churchgoers rained down as well, creating the worst (but best dressed) mess Gotham City had seen in many years.


From a nearby rooftop, Toyman watched and laughed, his new toy worked! About half of the League wouldn’t be vulnerable to an anti-gravity ray, but even just having the means to take out the Bat Family marked the start of a new era in super villainy!