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Preview
The inside of the building was a big hall divided into cells with plastic walls like a typical industrial exhibition.
All kinds of culinary equipment was put on display with live demonstrations and videos running in loops on the big TV screens. As usual advertising flyers and brochures were hanging on the walls and every table.

-"Hey! that's too expensive" the girls heard a conversation happening at the nearby cell "who can pay that much for a spit?"
-"It is not just some ordinary spit it is our special Teflon coated technology which makes the surface extra slippery for the best spitting experience for the meatgirls."
-"who the hell cares about the experience of the meat? as if they could fell any difference anyway" objected the customer and went away.

Lily and Candy came closer to observe a special spit exhibition.
-"Wow, that looks really slippery. I wonder how does it feel when it goes in your butt" pondered Candy while rubbing the spit with her hand maybe I shoud ask my dad to buy one?.
-"Oh! I can ensure you it is much better than usual plain steel spits! Every girl loved them" the owner of the stand entered the conversation.
-"but it does not really look that special, plain spit will be just as slippery when oiled properly" argued Lily
-"yes but plain steel spits sometimes do not work properly." replied the guy and turned on the TV. "look what sometimes can happen if you use cheap spits."
The video on the screen showed footage seemingly recorder by the mobile phone camera in the restaurant.
A happy girl giggled and joked about getting cooked The cook hilding shiny steek spit directed her to lay down on the table and placed the spit in her butt. the girl giggled and complained about it being cold as the cook was trying to push it inside. Everything went well but at some moment girl face horribly changed, she started screaming and fighting back, begging to stop But nobody listened, more people came to the scene and held the screaming girl while the cook just kept pushing until the girl started coughing blood and finally the spit came out of her mouth dragging her guts along. The girl still convulsed on the spit until finally she calmed down died.

-"Yuck! that was gross". Commented Lily
-"I would not want that to happen to me either" seconded Candy.
-"Yes, girls that would never happen if the were using our patented technology." Proudly said the presenter.
The video continued with the advertisement of the patented spit:
the happy smiling girl held the spit in her hands and gave it to the cook.
she got on the table and smiled in the camera. The Cook pointed the spit in her butt and pushed it inside in one go.
The girl's smile changed into an expression of surprise and spit came out from her mouth almost with no resistance.
-"This is how our spits work" bragged the presenter.
-"Wow that's really impressive, I will ask my dad to buy one of those," said Candy.
-"Don't listen to that scammer!" the girls heard the voice of another guy behind their back. "Those spits are just overpriced crap, they are no better than plain cheap ones"
-"You again!" exclaimed the presenter."Stop ruining my business!"
-"You sold me one of those and it was horrible the girl screamed like hell and totally ruined the mood for everyone and I will make sure you will not sell any more of that crap to anyone again"
-"it is your own fault for not using proper painkillers"
Surprised Lily and Candy slowly backed away from the arguing guys.
-"You know almost don't want to get spit-roasted anymore" pondered Lily
-"Oh don't worry I read that if you take good painkillers it does not hurt that much" Candy calmed her down. "Wow! look there! what kind of strange device is that?" candy pointed her finger to the next cell.
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