Maybe let the manager come in, stop the saw (like the last picure with it covering her both sides so she dont die yet).
Let them talk a little.
Oh, the saw is working fine now i see.
Yes, i fixed it, was not hard.
ohh, but i am hard now, can i please fuck your lower halve to show my gratitude for fixing the saw?
Yes, no problem, but please hurry, i am not feeling good and probably should visit a doctor soon

The he fucks the lower halve, but then he shoved it away from the saw and the upper halve.

Oh sorry, but the sawblade covers your upper halve, so you should be fine.

Are you sure?

Yes, i fuck your lower torso now and then i call an ambulance for you.

That would be really kind of you. The fucking and the calling i mean.

Your welcome. I am glad the saw is fixed.

I have more ideas after that if you would be so kind to choose my ideas...