“Hello there, my name is Anna, 15 years old, my hobbies are wearing fancy dresses and dating cool boys, preferably several at once, tee-hee! My personal record was dating five boys simultaneously for like half a year, can you believe it? Then they’ve learned about each other and it ended up with three of them killed and two in prison, lol. And you know what’s the most funny part? They write to me from prison and each believes he’ll be my only one when he serves his time. Ah, the school? Right, right. People often tell me I’m speaking too much, well, you might have noticed… I know it’s annoying, but I can’t help it, really, I tried. Luckily, one of my friends, Christine, she’s such a bitch by the way, can you imagine, once she… oh, sorry, I’m at it again. So she told me there’s this nice school where I can get my vocal chords removed and live the rest of my life as a mute, so here I am. She didn’t tell I’ll have to do it by myself, but… as long as it will finally shut me up for good, I’m in, tee-hee!”